Monday, January 18, 2010

'Avatar' - you got that right - the title anyway

So its been a while since I posted here, sorry to all my loyal follower out there (yes, singular is correct).

Just saw 'Avatar' today and after all they hype and comparisons to 'Pocahontas' and 'Dances with Wolves', it struck me why people are avoiding the obvious: Jim Cameron plays 'World of Warcraft'!*

C'mon - the blue people are the Draenei from WoW. He is a warrior/hunter - fine. Level 10: you get an upgraded bow. Level 40: you get a flying mount, I mean c'mon people- he took a raid party to go find his first flying dragon. Level 60: made a special tribal member.

Level 70: you get an upgraded uber-mount. The total immersion in the CGI 'world' - all from WoW. In fact, there were so many parallels in this especially long movie - I expected to get home and find I had leveled in the game personally! Three hours is a long time to not gain any experience for the effort. (Other facets pulled from WoW: Machinegun toting Mechs, riding sabercats, fluorescent plant world)

It was a fine movie - and if I were 12, perhaps I would think of this as a seminole moment like 'Star Wars' was for me, but I doubt it. At least Star Wars had some story that I hadn't seen (not like I saw 'Hidden Fortress' before seeing Star Wars) and characters with which I could relate.

'Avatar' on the other hand was a regurgitated plot in the most simplest of methods but dressed up all very pretty. And I will give you that - outside of some physics problems I have with complete CG worlds (that aren't going to be fixed anytime soon WETA and ILM, no matter how much you spend) - it was very nice to look 'at', but it didn't show me anything new.

Over all - it's still an A- for me but with a note of caution: its only worth seeing if you don't mind 3 hours of a slow story line and you just want to skip to the finish line with your butt intact. (slow because you are three steps ahead the whole time - Jim doesn't mind fore-shadowing the hell out of the smallest of points and making it painfully obvious). But it is pretty - did I say that already?

Maybe next time I can send my avatar into the theater for me - I could use the leveling time...