Monday, January 18, 2010

'Avatar' - you got that right - the title anyway

So its been a while since I posted here, sorry to all my loyal follower out there (yes, singular is correct).

Just saw 'Avatar' today and after all they hype and comparisons to 'Pocahontas' and 'Dances with Wolves', it struck me why people are avoiding the obvious: Jim Cameron plays 'World of Warcraft'!*

C'mon - the blue people are the Draenei from WoW. He is a warrior/hunter - fine. Level 10: you get an upgraded bow. Level 40: you get a flying mount, I mean c'mon people- he took a raid party to go find his first flying dragon. Level 60: made a special tribal member.

Level 70: you get an upgraded uber-mount. The total immersion in the CGI 'world' - all from WoW. In fact, there were so many parallels in this especially long movie - I expected to get home and find I had leveled in the game personally! Three hours is a long time to not gain any experience for the effort. (Other facets pulled from WoW: Machinegun toting Mechs, riding sabercats, fluorescent plant world)

It was a fine movie - and if I were 12, perhaps I would think of this as a seminole moment like 'Star Wars' was for me, but I doubt it. At least Star Wars had some story that I hadn't seen (not like I saw 'Hidden Fortress' before seeing Star Wars) and characters with which I could relate.

'Avatar' on the other hand was a regurgitated plot in the most simplest of methods but dressed up all very pretty. And I will give you that - outside of some physics problems I have with complete CG worlds (that aren't going to be fixed anytime soon WETA and ILM, no matter how much you spend) - it was very nice to look 'at', but it didn't show me anything new.

Over all - it's still an A- for me but with a note of caution: its only worth seeing if you don't mind 3 hours of a slow story line and you just want to skip to the finish line with your butt intact. (slow because you are three steps ahead the whole time - Jim doesn't mind fore-shadowing the hell out of the smallest of points and making it painfully obvious). But it is pretty - did I say that already?

Maybe next time I can send my avatar into the theater for me - I could use the leveling time...

Thursday, August 06, 2009

'Mind Your Own Business' - how the airline industry and DHS are carrying people away

So I was flying home last night on Horizon Air (regional part of Alaska Air, whom previously I was a fan) from PDX to OAK (Flight QX2629). Up and back same day 'work' trip for me (8/5/09)

As usual, we were a few minutes behind schedule for boarding. A family of six - Mom, Dad, son (approx 9), daughter (7?) and young'un (say 4) along with grandma were boarding just ahead of me.

Grandma says to grandson: "This is the smallest plane I have ever flown". You know - general chitchat for a grandmother to strike up convo with a grandson who would be interested in such things. I did not hear the retort from the Stewardess but I presume it was taking umbrage with the small plane comment. So Grandma says 'mind your own business' to the Stewardess. In other words: butt out, I made a comment to my grandson that needs no chime in from you.

They proceeded to their seat but the stewardess was clearly not happy. She calls security. We all (some 60 of us) are now basically getting settled in our seats when Alaska Air rep comes on board and asks Grandma to 'deplane'. What? Why?

Apparently her 'mind your own business' was not acknowledging the air stewards 'commands' (usurping her authority??!) and felt that the plane was not 'safe' with this woman on board.

Ok, really - WHAT?!

Mom now gets involved and says 'my mother apologized - and I recognize it was 'rude' for her to say 'mind your own business' but what law has she broken that she cannot fly to the family funeral we are heading to?'

AA Rep: My hands are tied and your mother needs to get off the plane.
Mom: Can you get someone who doesn't have their hands tied? She is not getting off the plane, none of us are going to get off the plane. This is ridiculous.
AA Rep: Now I have to charge you with AIR PIRACY...

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE? Did I just hear the AA rep charge the Mom with "Air Piracy"? Presume this was because the flight was now held up from taking off due to the Air Stewardess's over reaction and wanting this family (or at least grandma) thrown off the plane and their refusal made them 'pirates'.

I was in the second row and had the full on ear shot and saw and heard most of this go down. This family of 6 was not unruly and I have seen FAR WORSE behavior on almost any given flight (I have flown ~300,000 miles in the last three years), so you are saying that 'mind your own business' is the reason someone should be thrown off a flight? At no time did the grandmother not follow an order (except the one to deplane), she didn't smoke in the lavatory, she was not drunk or disorderly, she went directly to her seat...

A couple of passengers where conferring, some complaining ("let's GO already") but as I sat there - I thought, am I witnessing another Selma Alabama moment? Because this is an outrage that someone in the service industry doesn't have 'thick enough' skin to handle that mild a comment. Did this spiral out of control so quickly due to a power tripping stewardess? All I knew was I wanted to join this family - leave the plane with them as it was incredulous to me what I was witnessing.

The passenger in seat 1B, just in front of me, turns to say behind him - "I feel for this family and this is outrageous but I don't want to say anything for fear of being booted off with them".

Then it really did click for me - this IS a 21st Century version of 1984 (big brother controlling) meets 'the bus incident' in Selma. I did want to stand up - get off the plane (I have since found out that legally the airline CANNOT keep you from leaving a plane that is at a gate with its door open. They can urge you to stay by saying 'Sir, you must sit down' but cannot physically keep you on the plane - file this info for future reference) but I was struck by fear as well.

If I showed support, would I make it worse for the family with the DHS police (who just pulled up to the plane in their car, lights flashing on the tarmac) who are now involved and 'handling' the situation?

The family oddly enough remained calm through this ordeal. DHS person who rolled up listened to their side and had the Father and kids back on the plane with Mom and Grandma left behind to somehow join them later - simply not on this flight. Ok, so not arrested afaik, but denied their service for this flight all because of the phrase 'mind your own business' and some power tripping, small minded, going to pay it forward for my elementary school days where I was picked on for my braces and pig-tails and now I have some power so I am going to abuse it stewardess (or whatever the currently correct term is - purser? Steward... Airline Host personnel)

Father and kids boarded without incident (I think this also happened because the airline couldn't find the families luggage and the clock was ticking on our already much delayed takeoff) and the flight resumed but I will NEVER fly Alaska Air/Horizon again - nor will any of my 90 employees and I will spread the word to anyone who will listen to this egregious display of intolerance over mere words.

Shame on Alaska/Horizon for allowing this person to abuse this power, shame on the folks who felt inconvenienced by our late departure and showing no compassion for the family and shame on me for not leaving then and there and flying home via Southwest (who had identical flight times as this day trip I booked and both of the SWA flights left/arrived ontime and neither of my flights were with in 30 minutes of scheduled arrival times).

Outside of the retort from the air stewardess to the original 'small plane' comment from grandma that caused grandma to say 'mind your own business' and the DHS conversation with the family on the tarmac, the quotes here are as I remember hearing them.

Assumptions on my part are that once the 'process' of booting someone off the plane is started - there is nothing the supervisor could do to keep this from happening given 9/11 DHS laws that have been passed ("my hands are tied here" - but to escalate to 'Air Piracy'??!), but if Horizon doesn't take some training action or better punishment towards this employee for this mild comment - we are living in a different world than I would expect from a civilized society 21 centuries Anno Domini.

Sunday, July 05, 2009

To Russia, with my love

A weekend in Moscow - most people think I am strange for doing this, but I grabbed Maddie and tore off for a 'quick weekend' in Moscow. The problem with this statement is - it takes 36+ hours to get to Moscow and we only have 48 (exactly) on the ground *in* Moscow...

You have to have some dedication to the cause to want to go to Moscow this badly. First - the trip to the Embassy to get the visa is a trip unto itself. They wanted 5 (five!) pages of history, schooling and a listing of the last countries visited in the past 10 years - in no more than 4 little boxes no less. I resorted to country codes and 2 digit year abbreviations (IE - '06-'09 for example). Maddie was freaking out as I waited til 5 days before going to get the visa. Paid an extra $180 (combined) for both of our visas and the guy flipped through the pages faster than I pull away from a stop sign.

Then asked for the check. Get's 'em every time - they wanted the money and 5 pages seemed reasonable to them for the high fee for the visa. They don't care about the info (unless you show some nuclear post-graduate work :-P).

Anyway, we went because United was running a mileage booster (2X eqms) AND this was a fare launch so they had a round trip for under $600 (we were a little late but it was still under $700). So for flying 36+ hours, staying in Moscow for 48 - we rec'd almost 32000 miles and had an experience of a lifetime.
The rain started clearing no sooner we got to our hotel (Hilton Leningrad, in one of the Seven Sisters in Moscow. Recently 'renovated', but really opened recently as the Hilton). We spent the first day (Saturday) roaming around.

We went to Red Square, near the Kremlin. To the left here is St. Basils Cathedral. Yes, those colors are not enhanced, yes this is the quintessential picture to take in Moscow. I was a tourist - what do you want from me?!?

The Metro is something to behold -while the system is a normal metro - many of the stations are a sight - well worth 'touring' them. Here is a picture:


For the rest of the shots, and all there was to behold - visit my picasa web page.

Let me say this - I have yet to find any liquor that is famous from a place (Guinness in Ireland or here, vodka - Russian Standard is the 'brand' of choice) - that doesn't taste soooo much better in its home place. Vodka here was awesome and cheap - but tasted great. They also have Russian Premium - but the standard was alright by me.

Also a quick recommendation - Cafe Pushkin and order the Beef Stroganoff. Its out of this world good. As are the homemade pickles. We had a great time - and every Russian I know says to really visit Russia you have to go to St. Petersburg. Maybe next time - or when United has another special deal - I wouldn't miss the adventure!